I love old Top Tens

Marianne: http://www.knbc.com/slideshow/entertainment/14378935/detail.html

Me: Creepy. What got you on that one?

Marianne: Searching google images for something.

Me: Did you find it?

Marianne: I don't remember what I was looking for.

Me: Were you looking for "ghost eating a bologna and cheese sandwich"?

Marianne: Yes!

Me: Ghosts love bologna.

A classic from Letterman in the 80’s.

Top Ten Ways People Pronounce Bologna
10. Balogna (Ba Lo Nah)
9. Baloney (Ba Lo Nee)
8. Balonia (Bas Lo Nya)
7. Balloning (Ba Lun Ing)
6. Fellini (Fe Lee Nee)
5. Abalone (A Buh Lo Nee)
4. Papillon (Pa Pee Yon)
3. Aloney-bae (Uh Lo Nee Bay)
2. Bloney (Blo Nee)
1. Bumoney (Buh Mo Nee)

Marianne: Ha! Also:
Babylon
Alimony
Ball hockey
Gnocchi
Bla bla bla

Me: Ha! Also:
Hanna Barbara
Bubble pony
Hullabulloo
Bun labia
Burnoose
Able bodied
Balloon day

Marianne: Ha! Also:
Alabammy
Gogo ballet
Schmaloney
Brian Mulrooney
Bubble boy

Me: Ha! Also:
Bump phony
Lonely
Banally
Bull on Nair
Billy Flanagan
Fill her hubby
Blow me

Marianne: Also:
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Me: Now you’re just being dirty.